Lord Zargon wishes everyone a horrific Halloween season

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Lord Zargon wishes everyone a horrific Halloween season

Post by RexBHamilton » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:33 pm

Lord Zargon wishes everyone a horrific Halloween season


September 23, 2007


Pillars of Perdition:


The hour of jubilation is now upon us, my dark comrades A new season of dark deeds has just begun this past Friday the 21st.

Shout with glee, my minions, as we once again raise the dead and bury the living.

Yours in blood,


Zargon




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Post by Boo » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:55 am

Mom?
The steeples are white in the wild moonlight,
And the trees have a silver glare;
Past the chimneys high see the vampires fly,
And the harpies of upper air,
That flutter and laugh and stare.
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Post by Haunted Horseman » Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:55 am

O..Kay :?
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Post by Catzilla » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:26 am

Satanis Maximus is amoung us. :twisted: :P JOKING :wink:
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Post by Dr Strange » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:32 am

And Lord Zargon wishes to offer you; the denizens of nether hell, a buy one get one free coupon for a Dilly Bar redeemable at any participating Dairy Queen where Lord Zargon works the flames of blackest evil serving bacon cheddar grill burgers....and misery!!
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Post by Catzilla » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:34 am

LMAOROTF @ Dr. Strange !!!
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Post by Boo » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:57 am

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

We don't have Dairy Queens in the UK!

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The steeples are white in the wild moonlight,
And the trees have a silver glare;
Past the chimneys high see the vampires fly,
And the harpies of upper air,
That flutter and laugh and stare.
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Post by Winnie Sanderson » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:32 pm

Dr Strange wrote:And Lord Zargon wishes to offer you; the denizens of nether hell, a buy one get one free coupon for a Dilly Bar redeemable at any participating Dairy Queen where Lord Zargon works the flames of blackest evil serving bacon cheddar grill burgers....and misery!!



OMG I just laughed so hard while drinking a diet coke. Needless to say...it came out of my nose.....Thanks Dr. Strange for an interesting experience.... :lol:
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Post by Dr Strange » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:08 pm

Needless to say...it came out of my nose.....
Sorry about that.

But Lord Zargon relishes in the carbonated woe that spewed forth from your nasal cavity like the putrid hellmilk given forth by the teat of the wymqueen in hell's seventh level; located near the foodcourt....of misery!!!!


Just kidding... :wink:
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Lord Zargon

Post by spookyboo » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:59 pm

Stop...Stop I can't breathe ......sides hurt.......must.........stop.............laughing.......
must ........stop........doing........captain.........kirk...........impressions
Wild Winds thou shalt blow
carry away my saddened soul
tis the time of Judgement
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Post by MHooch » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:48 pm

***Hooch is ROTFLHAO***

You guys are so good to come home to after a hard day's work!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Slightlymad » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:26 pm

You guys are the best
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Post by Winnie Sanderson » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:54 pm

Dr Strange wrote:
Needless to say...it came out of my nose.....
Sorry about that.

But Lord Zargon relishes in the carbonated woe that spewed forth from your nasal cavity like the putrid hellmilk given forth by the teat of the wymqueen in hell's seventh level; located near the foodcourt....of misery!!!!


Just kidding... :wink:



LMAO!!!!
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Post by mama2taj » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:58 pm

Dr. Strange put it perfectly. that was freakin funny.
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, "Tonights Halloween"- Dexter Kozen
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Post by tomanderson » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:12 pm

...this is funnyyeeeee........funny stuff!
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