One-Eyed Monster (2008)

iHaunt · Post by **iHaunt** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:16 am

Adult film stars Ron Jeremy and Veronica Hart reunite in this hilariously homage to horror. Stranded by a storm, the cast and killer when Ron's dismembered member is possessed by a blood-thirsty alien. Now they'll have to destroy the slithering monster before it spends its deadly seed across the world.

See www.oneeyedmonster.com

I've already added it to my Netflix Queue list!

Morticia · Post by **Morticia** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:39 am

Omg that sounds funny! Let us know how it is!

iHaunt · Post by **iHaunt** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:14 pm

Sure. I will let you know once I get it in the mail and watch it with my girlfriend. At this moment, it is current not available. It's still on the wait list.

MPAA: Rated R for strong sexual content throughout including crude dialogue, and for nudity, language and some gore.

Runtime: 84 min

shanda · Post by **shanda** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:23 pm

Are You Kidding Me? Ron Jeremy? As old as he has to be, I doubt the "monster" is very quick! I'm sure there is plenty of time to get away!!! Bhaaa!!!

iHaunt · Post by **iHaunt** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:41 pm

I know that Ron's getting older than before!

I can't believe that he's still an active actor!

Pumpkin_Man · Post by **Pumpkin_Man** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:22 pm

Years ago, a little before cable came into it's own, we had something called "On Tv." There was a time period called "Adults Only" where they showed films of an adult nature.

For some reason it didn't scramble when the "Adults Only" came on, and I saw a simular movie about a dismembered breast that came to life and grew to an enormous size. Some of the lines like "The country side is being terrorized by a collossel boob" had me laughing so hard my sides were aching.

Mike

iHaunt · Post by **iHaunt** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:23 pm

Ok, everybody!

Guess what?!?! That movie "One Eyed Monster" is really no good at all! I suggest you not to rent and watch it because it had no serious blood and gore in it, and also it didn't even scary me!

ilovemichaelmyers · Post by **ilovemichaelmyers** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:08 pm

Ron Jeremy is gross and I can't image seeing his dismembered "member" ewwwwww

iHaunt · Post by **iHaunt** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:24 pm

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Ron Jeremy is gross and I can't image seeing his dismembered "member" ewwwwww

adrian · Post by **adrian** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:27 pm

HAHAHAHAHA what a topic lol

ilovemichaelmyers · Post by **ilovemichaelmyers** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:05 pm

Hey Mike, what was the name of the colossal boob movie? That would be hilarious to see!

adrian · Post by **adrian** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:18 pm

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:Hey Mike, what was the name of the colossal boob movie? That would be hilarious to see!

anything with colossal boobs is great lol

iHaunt · Post by **iHaunt** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:45 pm

Ok, did anyone see Ron Jemery in "Toxic Avenger 4" film? I've seen it, and it was pretty stupid movie!

ilovemichaelmyers · Post by **ilovemichaelmyers** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:36 pm

I was thinking about watching all of the Toxic Avengers but haven't gotten around to it, are the first 3 of them good?

adrian, I think pretty much all guys think the same way but I'm not a guy so I would like to see a colossal "member", just not one that belongs to a yucky, short, old balding fat guy! LOL

adrian · Post by **adrian** » Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:25 pm

ilovemichaelmyers wrote:I was thinking about watching all of the Toxic Avengers but haven't gotten around to it, are the first 3 of them good?

adrian, I think pretty much all guys think the same way but I'm not a guy so I would like to see a colossal "member", just not one that belongs to a yucky, short, old balding fat guy! LOL

hahaha i understand lol

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